DUH!!!!!!!!

LMAO!!!!!!!

“Do you listen to Nickelback?” 

we….can never….date……………..

why the fuck does fred still exist

Why can’t anyone volunteer to be my model and we can go take pictures everywhere :( JEEZ, I’LL DO IT FOR FREE. I really just want the practice. UGH.

I just can’t stand dating a guy who is girlier than me. God, go watch some basketball and talk to me about the Lakers, not about what kind of fabric your clothes is. 

Yes, because reblogging a picture of someone who has a disease will TOTALLY cure and help them. 

I wonder how actors feel about their spouses kissing other people in movies. 

Why do girls lie and say they’re virgins when they’re not? 

Haha, my little sister made me a menu of things she would bring up for me while I’m sick! (Taken with instagram)